Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area

Yo she put gristle on my dick

by Hdrizzle July 5, 2022

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Spindle Dick

A reference used to a male individual with a surprisingly skinny penis.

"Damm, did you see his spindle dick in that photo though?"

by Madame Bish Biscuits. July 6, 2018

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1mm dick

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You have a 1mm dick

by hibiji July 16, 2025

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Dog dicking

The desire to fuck as many females as you can in life before settling down. The term was coined by the Hodgetwins.

Hey man, you gotta get all that dog dicking outta you before getting married.

by JP64 March 11, 2019

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When somebody's nasty, cold attitude (usually over a particular subject) rears its ugly head. The attitude vaguely resembles their everyday demeanor, just with an additional extra butt-hurt manner due to hatred for the matter.

"Hey, Heather... Uncle Peter started becoming very dick-esque tonight when the Christmas music came on.. didn't he? He was all 'Well Fuck Christmas cause (sips wine) well you know it sucks with the people... (sips more wine) you know what I'm saying... fuck Christmas music. (sips wine).

by DoubleIsAcAt April 21, 2018

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