Ass car

When you put your bare naked ass on someone’s car. Usually as a prank

Dude, Mike is gonna be so mad. We just gave his Pontic a solid ass car!

by Jkaeagle July 28, 2020

Grab ass day

Grab ass day is every friday for April and May

It's friday lemme grab that ass
you have the rights, it's grab ass day

by manigel April 11, 2019

Ass Pisser

A contemptible idiot whose irritating and useless behaviour metaphorically ‘pisses’ on everyone’s patience, thereby ruining the mood; a person who is annoying, pathetic, and a drain on a group or team.

Don’t invite him — he’s such an ass pisser, always bringing everyone down.
why the long ass pisser — Used to express frustration at someone dragging out a situation unnecessarily and making it worse; essentially, ‘why are you prolonging this nonsense so painfully

by duxb August 13, 2025

beat ass ho

Slam piece, fuckbuddy

Guy 1: Did you get it in with that beat ass ho?
Guy 2: Yea you mean ms daisy right?

by Brohanimo December 12, 2013

Ass bomb

An explosive rectal suppository designed to blow someone up from the inside. This literal weapon of ass destruction results in a fatal condition called EBS (explosive bowl syndrome).
-British variation: arse-bomb

Billy: 'He stuck a lump of plastique up your bum, son.'

Serge: 'Ass bomb.'

by shaquille Oatmeal. November 17, 2020

Good ass man

When you mean to say “good morning” and realize the explicit auto correct and must apologize.

Good ass man Jillian we plan to execute this to tomorrow. We will cut & mix away from the grass.

by ConstructionMather September 26, 2023

ASS MAGAT

Anyone who spends their day licking, eating, munching, or cleaning the anus of the big orange cheeto Donald J. Trump, rather than to tell him the truth, or to correct him when he's made a mistake. These types can be identified by the orange cheeto dust around their lips, which is a remnant of their recent sphincter work.

Glenn Beck wiped the orange dust from around his lips onto his right sleeve and, like most ASS MAGATS, then went on to talk about the border wall and how prices are down, even though the only thing down is the stock market.

by Stu Cherbourg May 1, 2025