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Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
by Billy1298 January 9, 2024
mugGet the Ass Nutsmug.

GET YO RIGGIDY DIGGITY NO-RIZZ HAVIN ASS OUTTA HERE

It signifies that someone should honestly fuck off and suck a dick.

Or tell them they pull no bitches. Up to debate.
Timmy: "GET YO RIGGIDY DIGGITY NO-RIZZ HAVIN ASS OUTTA HERE"
Jimmy: "what"
by anonymous August 26, 2023
mugGet the GET YO RIGGIDY DIGGITY NO-RIZZ HAVIN ASS OUTTA HEREmug.

dweeb ass munch

A person who gets above a 1 or 2 on an AP Exam aka. A person who gets a 3, 4, or 5 on any AP Exam
Chase: “Yo did you hear Colin got a 5 on the AP European History Exam!”
Aiden: “Dude no way hes a dweeb ass munch!”
by Not@DWEEBASSMUNCH May 4, 2023
mugGet the dweeb ass munchmug.

Exxon Ass

One who goes shit and makes bathroom smell like an old Exxon station one that has bathroom outside that uses a key attached to a hub cap
She has Exxon ass
by Cowgirlhide September 13, 2022
mugGet the Exxon Assmug.

butter shit ass fuck

The guy who made defined the word mackaplier

You suck let me fucking say something wrong while playing rocket league sideswipe
Listen to me you butter shit ass fuck you know what you did
by HentaiEnjoyer505 July 4, 2024
mugGet the butter shit ass fuckmug.

Ass

Ass
by Bitch please 193 December 23, 2019
mugGet the Assmug.

Ass

Ass
Ass
by assisfantastic October 13, 2020
mugGet the Assmug.

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