lard ass

lard ass (noun)
a fat & often lazy person

She is such a lard ass. She hasn't been at work for 3 days.She hasn't even called to let us know that she's ill or her children are ill.

by passe’ November 6, 2023

Ass wipe

A female version of a dumb ass; one who only thinks about themselves.

This ass wipe needs to learn some damn manners.

by Com mon Knowledge September 7, 2023

Dat ass

When a guy, usually late teens and early adulthood, notice a girl when she has a phat ass and they want a p

DAMN I WANT AF DAT ASS

by Ayo the pizzas here April 14, 2022

Ass Water

When a big smelly fat guy is so abnormally huge, he cannot normally bathe due to the inability to fit in the bath.

Therefore mister fat ass has to remove the shower head. From here fat ass will proceed to sit his giant hole on the edge of the bath while running the hot water from the hose pipe directly into his brown eye.

This act of cleaning by the fat ass, generates a byproduct known as ass water.

Person 1: Hey man, did you see Pip is so fat he washes his hole into the bath with the shower hose.

Person 2 : Yeah I heard about the fat bastard, imagine getting a mouthful of that ass water....yock!

by Uncle father November 30, 2022

Masses of asses

A humorous way to refer to a larger number of people.

This is going to be a huge party. Yeah, when do the masses of asses arrive?

by bob_johnson April 4, 2022

ass-cheese

a janky little cheese charcuterie board that looks like ass

“are you going to bring the ass-cheese to the picnic?”

by birthy’s pearl headband March 31, 2021

Girls ass

Something you will never eat

Friends: eat a girls ass
Me: IM TRYING☹️

by Bebga February 10, 2022