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My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...
by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018
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Disco in my loins

To have sex to the rythem and beat of the music.

When a man's engorged member slides in and out of a womans disco hall. At the same time his shiny disco balls bang against her arse to the beat of the music being listened too and thus creating a wonderful melody of love making.
Person 1: How was last night?

Person 2: I had disco in my loins with this girl from the club. She loved it when the uptempo song came on as the beat was so fast but my disco balls feels like they have been in a boxing ring.
by Wiseone1879 December 1, 2023
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Do can my fren

When you want to avoid confrontation and end the conversation so you just mutually agree to disagree.
Adrian : Tommy i'm better than you in Fifa.

Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : So im better?
Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : Aight you said it.

Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : Screw you.
by chapmav December 24, 2017
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That's Going Straight In My Basket

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process
John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"
by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023
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Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited
that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches
by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023
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dragging my nuts

What DMV music artists say in there music to say they have superiority over there opponents
Dre:” Aye u heard Trell talking crazy on Fifty live last night?”
Quan: “Moe I’m dragging my nuts on they ass they ain’t on shxt”
by Unknown( October 4, 2023
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