by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021
Get the Dirty Spud mug.An act where you roll in milk, then seasoning, fry yourself until you become a fried chicken piece, and then feed yourself to your pet guinea pig.
by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021
Get the Dirty Boggy mug.The act of vigorously shitting on your dads chest while licking a man named Nathan and while screeching and watching a man eat a baby alive!
by BigGayCroftMonster August 4, 2021
Get the Dirty Croft mug.When a white guy comes in a niggers mouth... Male of female.
Then adds cotton balls to the mixture.
Tape or seal the victims mouth so they can't spit. Put the nigger in stocks and put a white pointy hood on them for a day to marinate in their mouth. After 24 hours, your material will be perfect!!
Untie and get the nigger to remove the contents/ cotton from its mouth and make them knit you a blanket from that special concoction.
Then adds cotton balls to the mixture.
Tape or seal the victims mouth so they can't spit. Put the nigger in stocks and put a white pointy hood on them for a day to marinate in their mouth. After 24 hours, your material will be perfect!!
Untie and get the nigger to remove the contents/ cotton from its mouth and make them knit you a blanket from that special concoction.
When I was a kid, my grandparents used their cotton pickers to make them dirty blanket.
I was given this blanket as a baby. And so on.
I was given this blanket as a baby. And so on.
by Deedav August 4, 2021
Get the Dirty blanket mug.The act of expectorating a large mucosal mass onto the face of your partner, then proceeding to use your ass cheeks to ensure even distribution, while pleasuring your bung hole with your partners nose.
by Feltchtillyoubelch August 5, 2021
Get the Dirty Hanky mug.When you’re hitting it from the back and proceed to call your partners name, once they look back throw sexy time sand into their eyes and hold on.
by Masaro67 August 7, 2021
Get the Dirty Masaro mug.When you dress up as a horse and stuff bree in to you own anus untill it melts so you can fluctuate bree bubbles whilst masterbating
Person1: why does it stick of cheese.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.
Example 2
I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.
Example 2
I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.
by jingle joy August 7, 2021
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