Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

ass bouncer

that boi who l i k e z bouncing ass

"I heard my boi was an ass bouncer." Logan Paul said.

by thegoodass420 December 25, 2017

Ass

Ass is a ass hole

He is a pain in the ass

by hydgfjasdhg December 29, 2021

Ding ass

A person who is completely stupid

Nikki is a Ding ASS

by Crazymimi44 August 16, 2020

Ass Twix

When a twix bar gets lodged up your ass. And when you get a colonoscopy or a colonic, the doctor would be proud of you.

Damn, that ass twix is fine!

by Vakotus December 5, 2016

Ass

One of the sexiest things imaginable

Me: damn look at that ass

Friend: dayum

by I masturbate to animals February 6, 2022

ass trium

bomb ass team, full of fucking legends who get hella pussy

damn I wish I was in ass trium

by bdbdbdbdn January 13, 2017