I fucked my stepsister

Fuck u lookin at?

I fucked my stepsister means shitass

by Shdfsrt May 8, 2022

My woodline

A beautiful and independent girl with a unique name she pretty, smart, and gorgeous

My friend is my woodline

by Duebrbeen March 26, 2025

My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be

My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back

by Lulej4 May 4, 2023

Eat my dump

And now for the trick you

Eat my dump, foo !

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021

Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky

“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”

by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025

oh my god

something you say when they kill kenny

guy 1: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
guy 2: YOU BASTARDS

by yuzu :3 April 30, 2022

Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!

What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.

Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!

by QuacksO July 12, 2023