Fucking Uphill

When you are banging a girl while standing up that is taller than you.

Tom: "I'd hit that standing up."
Steve:"How? She's like a foot taller than you."
Tom: "Easy. I'll be fucking uphill!"

by Djsparty May 11, 2010

Nick Mother Fucking Anthony

The sexiest Man on earth! Every guy wants to be Him and every girl wants to be with Him!

Did you see that gorgeous man over there? Ya he’s definitely a Nick Mother Fucking Anthony!

by Paragon Pussy February 7, 2024

Metric fuck load

Exactly 27351 kilos more that an metric fuck ton usually delivered by HD trucks or rail cart.

Boss: “Boy use this (f(x) = x - 27351) to calculate the amount of waste we produce to lower the amount of metric fuck loads we need to order”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Shut the fuck up

This word means to shut the fuck up and stop talking when I say so or I’ll beat you ass but like I was saying just shut the fuck up

Yo wassup man can you shut the fuck up please

by COOOOLLLLKIIID December 5, 2020

double tender fuck

when you eat a crispy juicy tender

person 1: hey, wanna go to mcdonalds for a double tender fuck
person 2: crispy juicy tender i fucked a transgender

by transfucker19280 March 13, 2021

Fucking Snowday

When you get a snow day and proceed to fuck during that day.

Me and my girlfriend had a great fucking snowday

by The fucking snowday somebody January 22, 2019

pencil a fucking pencil

I saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar..... with a pencil........ a fucking...... pencil...

I once saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar with a pencil a fucking pencil

by Johny wicky July 2, 2022