ass syrup

Over instant message, request they say it out loud even if people are around.

Patrick: i have a joke.
Patrick: why didn't the fat man fit in the chair?
Sabastian Boaz: why?
Patrick: because he wouldn't .sit his ass down!
Sabastian Boaz: lol that was really bad, you have to say Ass Syrup out loud
Patrick: okay

by Sabastian Boaz January 25, 2004

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ass drag

used as a form of initiation when your naked ass is dragged over a rough carpet; usually resulting in a bloody ass and scars for life; also the inability to sit

"the ass drag made me cry for hours"

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

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ass-hand

1. A arm that acutally grows from ones ass. Derrived from a Galidor figure.
2.The ultimate weapon whilest stoned.

"Don't make me whip out the ass-hand!"

by jovato May 12, 2003

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ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

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