by Madness18 May 17, 2018
Get the skillet assmug. A Sarasota Ass is an ass (whether it be a person or thing) that comes from a pissed off liberal red neck located in good ol’ southern Florida many originating from Jacksonville
Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida
Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida
by Myhandlewasinusealreadysmh September 16, 2021
Get the Sarasota Assmug. Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.
An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2020
Get the ass-sassingmug. by muíamor October 19, 2019
Get the My ass crack daymug. Whenever someone has a ass that is do fucking flat; that even pancakes quiver in fear whenever they see people with a Tile Ass.
Chad 1: Oh mah gawd bro, Stephanie has such a Tile Ass dude
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.
by Thatweirdcrazyguy September 30, 2020
Get the Tile Assmug. 
by zaworldo August 18, 2021
Get the the one who fukd u in da assmug.