Lop Ass Dick

A person that nobody wants around.

Someone who just can’t cut it in a team setting.

Someone who requires others to pick up their slack.

Jake and his mustache don’t want “Lop Ass Dicks” on his team of All stars.

by Man with too much time March 11, 2021

Lop Dick Ass

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Someone who requires others to pick up their slack.

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Jake and his mustache doesn’t want any “Lop Dick Ass” on his team of All stars.

Hey guys look at that “LDA” he can’t do anything right....what a dummy.

by Man with too much time March 12, 2021

International suck dick day

Every year on October 1 you have to suck your homies dick or loved one

Hey David you know its international suck dick day right -zip- now suck

by Burrito__ March 12, 2021

dick

dick is a body part that usually girls deepthroat

i wanna deepthroat your dick

by ongiwannagetfuckedintheass March 13, 2021

Dick

A person son calls you out to your face about lies you’ve been telling; being a true friend who is brutally honest with you when no one else will be; a person who truly doesn’t care what people think or says about them.

Why do you have to be such a “dick” to me?
Because you NEED to hear the truth.

by Vik The Dik March 14, 2021

Urban Dick

An Urban Dick is someone who writes about their own name in Urban Dictionary because they can never get a date and spend the majority of their time on discord harassing underaged people on discord whilst pinching their own nipples fantasizing about League of Legends characters. They often ask why no one loves them in their mother's basement and use Urban Dictionary to feel better about themselves.

Person 1: did you see what (Person 3) Posted on the Urban dictionary about himself? It's Kinda creepy.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such an Urban Dick.

by GooeyGo20 March 14, 2021

Minty dick

When you a girl blows you while chewing minty gum

I gave her some 5 gum and then she gave me that minty dick

by SorryTYO March 17, 2021