Summatime Dick

A man who is habitually single, but a chick magnet. All women know he is noncommittal but still enjoy the fruits of his loins. Happily getting the good dick when it's available.

Girl I'm going to go get myself some summatime dick tonight from my friend.

by Nyabingi Essence March 26, 2021

emotional dick

what someone uses to fuck you with their heartfelt feelings

“Damn, I’m really lonely, I need someone to give me that emotional dick.”

by futurecatgirl March 26, 2021

soft dick

When the dick is only smol. If a guy asks if you want to see it say no. im still traumatized.

Y/n: hey

Guy: Hey, wanna see my soft dick
Y/n:Nah

by Aztylux March 26, 2021

dick on a wish stick

You’re fav toy in the porn shop

Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”

by Boski March 27, 2021

Dick fucked

When playing any video game, and the other team is so bad, you shit on them, or fuck them in the dick

"that team is so bad at pvp, we just "dick fucked" them in the ass

by myhandleisbigger March 29, 2021

Kill 'yo dick

A term used by men where 2 men engage in rough oral sex.

"Hey man can I kill 'yo dick."
"No I'm not gay tf?"

by fortnite7777 March 29, 2021

Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021