piss wringer

Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.

Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.

by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023

Clare Wong

Clare (not claire) is a really pretty girl that lives in Singapore and has long black hair with slight curls in it (cute as hell)and has big brown eyes and is catholic. Has a really great personality and is an ambivert, she's really quiet when you first meet but will slowly warm up to you. Will become a bit of a daredevil behind people's backs but will have actually no guts to do it. She's very ticklish, even the slightest touch can make her laugh. She tries to hide her feelings but in the end, would come out to her truest friends. She can even tell what people are feeling like at first glance which is really amazing. She's really funny around her friends and would always make the group smile and laugh whenever she's around. Super passionate about things once she's really into it and can do it for hours without taking breaks. She doesn't like to waste food, always finishing whatever is on her plate, and isn't picky about food. Even though she has many friends or people that she would call acquaintances, she only has a few that really have her heart, and would forever stay loyal and amazing to them. She doesn't like to embarrass herself in front of big audiences and would try not to be a leader if possible and would rather follow than lead. She's freaking adorbs and loves cuddles and if had someone in her life, would always 24/7 cuddle with them. A really lovely and amazing girl and who wouldn't want to spend their life with such a wonderful girl and honestly, i wouldn't mind.

You never find another person like Clare Wong

Clare Wong is such a funny person

by milk_or_cheese August 22, 2023

Donny Wong

Number 1, or the face that runs the place

Allan Crane is the Donny Wong

by Weshboy July 12, 2024

The Wreng

Big massive German sausage or A.K.A big Corey or if your feeling creative it can also be a movie title

The Wreng

by Big Wreng July 19, 2024

Poonopius Wongoderium

when 2 non binary people (original genders were boy and girl) have sex

Yo, My friend just had poonopius wongoderium today, and he is happy.

by Wengardian Leviosa July 30, 2024

Owen Wong

He is a student studying in La Salle College. He is very smart. He is the only counter to Terry Lam, who likes to throw tempo papers to form 1 students and confiscating any watch he sees with YouTube on it. He protects innocent Form 1 people who watch YouTube and play chess in class.

person A: *plays chess during form teacher period*
person B: Mr Lam is coming
owen wong: stfu I can handle this
*Terry Lam takes out 3 packs of tempo paper, sees him, and faints*

by fuckurmompussy August 22, 2024

winky wrangler

A female pedophile. Not leemins !

dab: you a winky wrangler leemins?
leemins: give me a min, I gotta catch up

by dabblette February 19, 2024