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wood up

Some phrase that jacknjellify decided would look good on a shirt
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
by someone I guess March 5, 2021
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butch wood

When you get a boner for a butch bitch
When a butch/dyke is horny
"This girl is really sexy" "bro, shes a butch" "oh well guess i have butch wood"
by TootyFruities June 5, 2020
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heads down woods up

A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.
Wanna play a cheeky game of heads down woods up”
by Dufffyy December 27, 2023
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Wood Bug

Another word for a rolly-polly or wood louse. Used sometimes in south-western BC, Canada including Vancouver island.
A: “That weird grey bug is a wood bug.” B: “Why is it called that?” A:“‘Cause it lives in wood, probably.”
by JFrancisF April 24, 2019
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wood pig

A late 20's cycling influencer with an orbital gimp fetish.
I wish this Wood Pig CAD Gremlin would hurry up and GET these drawings out.
by Bisk Mcmann February 16, 2024
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gave her wood

It is when you have a rock solid bonner and you dunk it inside her vagina.
"Ashley came over last night to watch a movie and i gave her wood instead"
by Sway Vizzy July 23, 2021
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nick wood

A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
Kill Yourself
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”
I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.
by Carmella is bae February 7, 2019
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