bonga slap

when a male gets his bonga out and slaps someone with it
wow, that was a hard bonga slap by tom smith
by Waalex October 06, 2003
Get the bonga slap mug.

Slaps Snooch

The opposite of "kick dick" (kick ass).
If something sucks you can say it slaps snooch.
I saw Twilight last night. It slaps snooch.

That slut is going to the dance with MY crush?! Dude, this slaps like, 50 snooches.
by jizz_gargling_cuntwhistle January 22, 2010
Get the Slaps Snooch mug.

Bigmac slap

The bigmac slap is where you get a morbidly obese person to eat 5 Bigmacs and then to slap his man tits continuously on a womans face.
Dude, I saw this huge motherfucker last night. I hit him up for Mcdonalds and had a wonderful night of Bigmac slaps.
by i.like.your.mum July 25, 2009
Get the Bigmac slap mug.

salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.
Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.
by Smokedaweed April 05, 2006
Get the salmon slap mug.

tuna slap

the act of slapping a woman's vagina with a Tuna Fish...yessir.
"that bitch is pissing me off!"
"she's just begging for a tuna slap!!!"
by Chase Manley May 31, 2007
Get the tuna slap mug.

PoppyCock Slap

The act of cock slapping by ones grandfather or if you're not a grandfather yet, to cock slap while eating Orville Redenbacher's PoppyCock.
My grandfather looks like he's about to PoppyCock Slap that guy in his office. I sure hope he's still got it!
by I'm AB4 February 26, 2010
Get the PoppyCock Slap mug.

Leopard Slap

When somebody takes a mashed chocolate chip cookie and slaps you with it
Yo dawg why you leopard slap me and get chocolate all over my wife beat?
by Nicholas Serro April 30, 2008
Get the Leopard Slap mug.