boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

a bitch who needs to chill

A bitch who needs to stfu and go suck some dick and hop off mine

a bitch who needs to chill

by randomglogirl December 23, 2022

Cat who ate the canary

Self satisfied, pleased with one’s self.

My son looked like a cat who ate the canary when we found him with a plate of cookies.

by anonymous February 24, 2022

who ..... cares

return to bacon

who ..... cares about deffontition

by meme 69 November 15, 2021

chode a lay hey who

The native call of Chode Island. Like a yodel but more chode; Chodel. One must be well versed in the way of the chode to use it

They chodelist let out his mating call… Chode a lay hey who. And just like that Chodey Foster appeared out of thin air.

by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Boy who eats cauliflower

A person of the male gender who loves eating the vegetable, cauliflower. Their obsession with cauliflower is often repulsing.

Daniel: “I am a boy who eats cauliflower and i feel no shame”
Lindsey: “You disgust me”

by Lidddddd January 5, 2021