Coastal Clown

A derogatory term referring to Coastal Cloud, a Salesforce implementation partner notorious for deceptive practices and scamming its customers. The company rebranded to "Coastal" after industry peers began mockingly calling it "Coastal Clown" due to its reputation for incompetence and fraudulent behavior, particularly targeting vulnerable clients with subpar services.

When the Salesforce project tanked, the CEO realized they'd hired a bunch of Coastal Clowns who thought "cloud" meant stuffing servers with cotton candy.

by Marc Benioff April 29, 2025

clown down

When an ex-partner’s life takes a sharp decline after a breakup, often marked by poor decisions, loss of style, and general messiness. The opposite of a glow up, a “clown down” is when someone looks or acts like a hot mess post-breakup, making you feel grateful for the split.

“Ever since we broke up, he’s had a total clown down—quit his job, got that awful tattoo, and lives in his mom’s basement now.”

by cassafrass92 November 01, 2024

Big Clown

Mauro, just Mauro being Mauro being a monkey on a daily basi.

Mauro, stop being a Big Clown stop clowning around and get your butt right here.

by nigatoni pasta October 01, 2019

Brodio Clown

A brodio clown is a bro that is commonly seen in a brodio.

Dude, look at those brodio clowns crowded around Toco Bell.

by Smudgyboar January 16, 2011

Laffy The Clown

Nigger the youtuber

Laffy The Clown is gay

by GioGioBrando July 08, 2020

piped clown

It's were you make a ham cake then you put your dick in it.

Na man, I'm good on the bar tonight. Its time for a piped clown."

by MILES ERICKSON June 01, 2024

down with the clown frown

Being on a friendly basis with someone who is generally depressing but still amusing.

"Hey isn't that that weird Kyle kid? He really brings down a room." - Person A
"Hold your tongue, hussy, I'm down with the clown frown." - Person B

by Appleanche November 10, 2014