Russian virus

A new virus that's spreading across entire Europe.

"Hey, how's it going?"
"Привет, меня зовут Дмитрий."
"Damn, you got the Russian virus."

by perselakkuja184 October 21, 2023

Russian PC cooling

when instead of coolant in your water cooled PC you put vodka in it

Bob: I love water cooled PC's
Jim: I have one
Bob: Me to. where do you get you coolant from.
Jim: I don't use coolant, I do Russian PC cooling

by Lennon8tor December 14, 2019

Brown Russian

When you spit vodka directly into a close friends ass hole in order to achieve a quicker state of inebriation.

Holy shit balls kevin just gave me a brown russian

by I can't think of a name! June 9, 2018

Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020

Russian disinformation

Scientifically proven solid facts that you can't prove or disprove so you label then as Russian disinformation.

Supposing you believe that the earth is flat, to you the simple scientific fact that the world is actually round that would be Russian disinformation. And if you disagree w the earth being round, you'll paint all people who believe that the world is round as Russian propagandists.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2022

Lazy Russian

One part Vodka, one part Cafe Mocha, one part Whipping Cream (milk, if extra lazy)

Man: Sorry, I never showed up with the Bailey's.

Awesome She God: It's cool. We made Lazy Russians.

by CristinaAndMariaToscanoLikeBBC February 29, 2016

A Russian Piping

To have a pipe shoved up the asshole with little to no lubricant

Did you hear they did a Russian Piping to Vlad yesterday?

by Meutar October 22, 2025