Tennessee Butt Muffin

To stick a muffin in a persons anal cavity, then penetrate the cavity repeatedly followed by eating the muffin.

Last night i gave Veronica a Tennessee Butt Muffin. She LOVED it!

by Phyato Productions April 21, 2015

Corporate Muffin Scone

A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.

Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.

by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018

Dooz Berry Muffin

An exceedingly important, rare person in modern society. Known for his/her ability to rant about Nannas, Centerlink and the price of milk. Found mainly in the Illawarra and surrounding areas. Also, does a blindingly funny impersonation of MIKA.

"Yo! Dooz Berry Muffin - your views on my Grandmother are hiliarious. Let's go to the Pub and speak of ways to infiltrate the minds of pre-pubecent goats!"

by D-M3Lz0r August 24, 2008

costco muffin top

like the phrase muffin top but when an obese person wears extremely tight pants and the fat hangs over so much that it, sometimes, rolls over the pockets of the pants.

OMG! she shouldn't wear such tight pants, she gots a costco muffin top.

by pablo654 January 21, 2009

mexican trunk muffin

The act of defecating in someone's trunk without their knowing.

I just pulled a Mexican Trunk Muffin in Jerod's car.

by jerbear85 May 16, 2016

Hippy muffin scone

A coffee house baked good that is loaded with healthy seeds, nuts and dried fruits and is often sold in a trendy part of town.

I was in the Pearl and grabbed a breve and a hippy muffin scone. That thing was loaded with nuts, seeds and dried fruits... And tasted like the stuffing inside a teddy bear.

by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018

ur cousin a muffin

more powerful than thay soul stone.this word is used by the most pwerful men that have a IQ of 123457372

Lil kid:u mum gay
tyrone:ur daddy lesbian
tyler:ur granny tranny
donky:ur sister a mister
mike:ur brother mother
me:ur cousin a muffin
*world explodes and burns like a plastic bag*

by e diffs fg May 14, 2018