strawberry mud pie

The act of sharting and queefing on your period, shooting crap and blood out on ones face.

She gave me a messy strawberry mud pie on our first date.

by creamypoops31987 April 16, 2014

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by lilpine September 17, 2021

Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

by Jermeiser October 6, 2016

Mud Beater

Beating your shit covered dick

Stevie gave mark a gnarly mud beater

by onlysmokefire420 June 21, 2025

Mud Flapped

Mud Flapped : Is the female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you kill your opponent. The act of repeatedly squatting up and down on their head.

After being killed in my game she mud flapped me to show her dominance and to let me know I am trash.

by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023

Mud

A name you would call your friend

Homie 1: Whats going on mud”!
Homie 2: Nun much muddy

by Timmothy boniqua Antonius jr. April 14, 2025

Mud Pancake

The act of of forcing a woman who is riding you, To take a dump on your bellybutton and stomp on it with her ass cheek until it looks like a pancake

last night i made laura give me a mud pancake, it was awesome!

by bleachkool May 6, 2024