james kevin williams

Awesome warrior and noble protector of babes

wouldn't you like to be James Kevin Williams

by aintskeerd July 25, 2017

Kevin

A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces

literally no one:
Kevin: I invented lay up.

by Stinky possum December 25, 2022

Kevin

Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.

Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.

by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022

Kevin Golightly

A very cool person who often gay and plays on the Xbox one. They are often a jock that things they are better than anyone cause they play sports. They also suck at every video game they touch

That Kevin Golightly kid, he’s a fag.

by xLedzep March 29, 2019

kevin sonko

best at soccer,has a blackmamba and his can get any girl in this planet and in the future his is gonna play for swansea as a centerback

can a get your autograph kevin sonko

by kevin00000000039 September 26, 2017

Kevin Rudd

Kevin Rudd king twerp. The greatest control freak and lover of terror that has ever existed. People had a choice to not pay taxes in the '80's.

'Im in Kevin Rudds faction. I saw that star when he was born.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020

KEVIN

A fat black kid that likes Cheetos says he has sex a the time but doesn't and likes to cry himself to sleep every night. he lies to him self that he's not fat but we know he is. unlike Miguel he is cool and has sex all the time. don't be like Kevin be like Miguel.

Kevin is gay but Miguel is cool and has SEX with his massive horse COCK

by jjbjbb December 14, 2021