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Damb internet hooman..

damb internet hooman often is seen sitting infront of his computer in his livingroom with shades closed..
he is a medium rare specimen of "Human" , recognized by writing subpar grammar on youtube comments and random internet websites.. this is often a fulltime job even though nobody is paying Damb internet hooman to do this.. he/she will spend 1-24 hours every day 365 days a year to make sure that everybody can read his/her internet comments even though they often dont bring any value to anybody, also often damb internet hooman is anonymous.. making the entire career quite special..
Alien: "Look what they write on internet... "
Damb internet hooman nr.1 : "he is an arab, from morocca born there, a muslim.. "
Damb internet hooman nr.2: "Still a better love story than twilight, no wait wrong comment"
Damb internet hooman nr.2 "......"
Damb internet hooman.. nr.1. : "well he is racist so no wonder he acts like a retard"

curious friend: "But he is your dad"
Damb interent hooman: "Dad , racist.. whats the difference?"
by Mr.zx October 24, 2020
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Internet Explorer

The slowest brow........
Internet Explorer
Person 1: I jus Loading.......
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Indonesian Internet

Bad Internet connection, lagging, having internet issues, etc. usually correlates with Indihome
Zhang: what the fuck is your ping
Joko: ahhhh sorry, its the Indonesian Internet
Zhang: what the fuck does that means
Joko: ask the Indihome users
Zhang: aren't you Malaysian
Joko: how many times do i have to fucking tell you that I'm Indonesian
Zhang: what's the difference?
Joko: see this is why I don't want to be friends with a Singaporean
by TAC0799 October 7, 2020
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the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it
Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep
by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020
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internet bull

Internet Bull: A male stud, that is muscular build, good looking and often gifted, who trolls online for partners that could be either male or female or both to meet up with for random sexual acts &/or favors.
The horny girl met up with her internet bull to service her sexual desires.
by Jjjblueballs67 September 4, 2017
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Internet Stain

An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.
Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.
by Resolve Internet Stains April 19, 2018
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the internet of things

A network of things exchanging data without requiring normal human interaction.
Me - youtu.be/dy5xLVx2NGY ..

Eric - "That's not even a good example of the internet of things"
by Mr.Al October 21, 2017
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