water gun revival

To load water gun with semen then discharge in the mouth of yawning bystander's.

Hey joe, you want to go to the sleep clinic and dish out a water gun revival?

by Hatred4 haybales July 1, 2020

Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

Russian water gun

When a guy poops liquid diarrhea into a woman's vagina, and she squirts it out onto the man

Jordan: Andrew, me and my girl just had some kinky ass sex last night, and i finished her off with a Russian water gun and some mexican pancakes
Andrew: WTF

by thatytdude November 15, 2023

gun

The best invention.

Haha die *gun*

by Endei October 2, 2023

Tons of guns

A surplus of any items needed for a particular occasion.

Fern: Do I need to bring a Dutch or some beer for tonight?

Me: Nah son, I got tons of guns.

by Saint Mantooth December 12, 2017

Eating the Gun

Putting the barrel of a gun inside your mouth and shooting it.

Another way of committing suicide

The police showed up to the house to find that Mike was eating the gun.

by Skate_fast_eat_ass__ August 2, 2018