Up in Michigan's UP, they don't get much women. So some men resort to catching fish from the lake to face fuck. Some men make the accident of catching fish known as Pike, which have sharp teeth. When the man inserts his penis into the mouth of the Pike, it takes it clean off. The man then has to go to a Yooper Doctor to get his dick sewn back on. The Yooper Doctors are notorious for having poor work, so most the time the man gets his penis sewn back on backwards. This is then called the Dick UpsideDowner because your penis is now on upside down.
"My Uncle had a doctor do a Dick UpsideDowner. Poor guy caught a pike off the coast of Naubinway and fish took his dick clean off. Doctor was able to put it back on though, but you know, now its upside down."
by WiltMichaels March 29, 2021
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After Max had intercourse with his hand he had major loose dick.
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Meeting up with a girl who is gonna give me loose dick by midnight .
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Meeting up with a girl who is gonna give me loose dick by midnight .
by Tyrpych M May 9, 2021
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Get the Dick Mabbutt mug.A white, heterosexual guy, the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.
*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.
*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…
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Get the dicks and sticks mug.The regrettable self-consciousness that arises after noticing that your pyjama bottoms are not obfuscating the penis.
1. Larry David extols the virtue of thick pyjama bottoms that obfuscate the penis and thus avoid a withering case of pyjama dick. Curb Your Enthusiasm season 9 episode 2 'The Pickle Gambit'.
2. These modern day fashionistas with their elastic-stretchy pant are giving themselves withering cases of outdoor pyjama dick, someone, dear god, call the fashion police.
2. These modern day fashionistas with their elastic-stretchy pant are giving themselves withering cases of outdoor pyjama dick, someone, dear god, call the fashion police.
by PyjamadicknotPajamadick June 26, 2021
Get the Pyjama Dick mug.-The second vice president of the US not actually ELECTED into that office. Only thing is, Cheney's not actually the *vice* president. He'd calling the shorts and doing the work of the president cuz Bush is too dumb.
-Said "Go fuck yourself !" on the floor of the senate.
- Voted AGAINST the proposal to formally condemn Nelson Mandela's imprisonment.
-Cares more about HIS money that other people's lives.
-Former CEO of Haliburton.
-Said "Go fuck yourself !" on the floor of the senate.
- Voted AGAINST the proposal to formally condemn Nelson Mandela's imprisonment.
-Cares more about HIS money that other people's lives.
-Former CEO of Haliburton.
They say that Dick Cheney is having heart problems, which is suprising beucause i didnt think he HAD a heart...
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