by T-Brat April 5, 2007
Get the texas man's pot pie mug.One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.
"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"
by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008
Get the Texas faced sports cunt mug.The Act of two males, typically at the end of a gang bang, putting their cocks on the top of a females head with both cocks facing a different direction as to give the impression of horns on a head and begin cumming viverously.
Dude, Tristan called me earlier and asked me if I could find a friend to give her a Texas Bursting Long Horn. You in?
by Wolfsbanex May 8, 2015
Get the Texas Bursting Long Horn mug.A competition in which two males face each other, pants down, while being either self or partner stimulated. First person to cast their spell on the opponent wins.
by spellsnshit September 30, 2011
Get the South Texas Wizard Battle mug.by EddieG December 31, 2008
Get the South Texas Zombie Defense mug.where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !
student 1: hey, have you heard about those percussionists who played spin the bottle and one of them had a boyfriend ?
student 2: omg no! but i’m not even surprised , it is mount pleasant high school texas.
student 2: omg no! but i’m not even surprised , it is mount pleasant high school texas.
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