Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"

Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.

by Nellyburger March 30, 2023

Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.

Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄

by It's like that October 30, 2020

Ham-assed

To be treated in an absolutely horrible way without provocation

People living near the eastern border of Israel were were ham-assed on October 7.

by Oldsaneguy January 11, 2024

Ham and Salmon pasty

(Vagina)

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty

by Mojomoon August 10, 2017

ham class

An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.

When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".

by ReyVenge May 29, 2024

go ham on that

like go town on that but better

i hope she go ham on that caramel sauce

by Chelsea BW November 24, 2016

Ham boning

The act of ejaculating into a ham

I had an interesting conversation with my uncle about ham boning

by Senpai-onichan January 31, 2023