Bean Simp

The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.

Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

Bean Simp

Simping for beans.

Derek: hey you know John? He eats beans so much.
Jerry: yeah he’s totally a bean simp.

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

max the simp

max is a simp for Hanna

why would you rate her A+ max the simp you creep

by iliketoes2004 February 08, 2022

Amfrized Simp

A simp for Amfrized who, is a former (Or maybe current) moderator for ModernSoldier (Chad).

I guess i'm an Amfrized Simp. But I'm proud of it.

by Egirl(A Femboy) May 16, 2021

simp-off

When you battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first

It's a simp-off then!

by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020

Covid Simp

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants

“Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
“Ron DeSantis”

by Sanjopla September 25, 2020

Lady simp

A desperate lady tryna hook up with whoever is giving her attention.

Damn look at Jennifer, she's going for the weird kid. What a lady simp.

by Smol.bbg March 14, 2020