shit comes to fan

A combination of shit hits the fan and worse comes to worst.

An expression used to convey that a situation has taken on a negative path or direction, or the situation has evolved into the absolute worst possible, chaotic state.

If shit comes to fan, we'd better run!

by Burrito! May 21, 2010

shit call

1. Being on the phone with someone while urinating and/or defecating

2. A poor decision

1. "I was on the can and Kelly decided to call me then. I couldn't miss her call and let it go to voicemail, so I had no choice but to make a shit call."

2. "stupid ref! the ball didn't touch the ground! what a shit call."

by Gooshyy July 29, 2011

shit say

A recent YouTube phenomenon where individuals don various outfits, drag, and/or other accessories in various scenarios with dialogue to make impressions of, and to poke fun at various group stereotypes. Scenarios are usually played out by members of that particular group, and the stereotypes are sometimes scarily accurate. Often disseminated via facebook (to friends who begrudgingly watch them.)

troll: hmm..."Sh*t trolls say"...
YouTube: "Thatz wat she sed!!"
troll: OMG, that was sooo funny!!

YouTube user: Stop with all the dang "shit say" videos. I'm waisting my life away.

by blrdavon January 26, 2012

Shit chillin

When you have nothing to do, usually at work, so you go and sit on the toilet and play on your phone.

Someone texts you: what up doe

You respond on the toilet at work: shit chillin

by Keep Hill Billy May 26, 2015

Shit Nugget

1-The little ball of turd that hangs off your ass hair and floats around in the bath when you wash.

2-Ball of turd and fibres from your underwear.

Jeez dude, you can see the shit nugget hanging off her ass!

by Horny_dude_69 February 5, 2009

shit sneeze

a shit sneeze is when you have a sudden burst of watery diarrhea that sprays shit all over the toilet or wall

i ate that nasty cheap mexican food last night and got home and had a shit sneeze,it was everywhere

by the one and only mole July 20, 2009

Shit Towel

1) A towel used for wiping up messes such as puke, beer, milk, bong water, and when theres no toilet paper it is used to wipe your anus after defication.

2) The person who used the towel to wipe their shit when they were drunk as fuck and there was no toilet paper. Esp. a person whose name is Chantelle.

ex.

Dude, pass the shit towel, I spilled the rum.

or

jessika: "someone shit on my towel"
morgan: "wasn't me"
aj: "wasn't me"
jessika: "it must've been chantelle"
morgan: "yeah, she took a shit last night and there was no toilet paper"

by aleisterjoseph-P. August 9, 2009