When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away.
by SkumKrank August 27, 2025
Get the Russian Phone boothmug. me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
Get the I don't speak russian I speak sovietmug. When someone who inserts their penis into another person and tells them they will pull out, but at the last minute doesn’t and cums inside them.
by Sue Casa April 18, 2020
Get the Russian pull outmug. by sussy imposter man 123 August 18, 2021
Get the russian kidmug. by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023
Get the Russian nose ringmug. A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.
Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."
by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018
Get the russian flumug. It's a titty fuck but but instead of the boobs it's the scrotum, and instead of the penis it's the finger
by Ianaldrich January 12, 2017
Get the Russian titty fuckmug.