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Balkan Rage

The most extreme type of rage possible. Activating Balkan rage first requires either Being a Person of Balkan origin or having an unfortunate event relating to the Balkans occur to you, You then must channel the Balkan energy flowing through your body into your brain by using frequency bending, where the Balkan energy goes through a process causing it to become highly radioactive, which will then cause a nuclear reaction to occur in your head which you then must force out of you using frequency bending powers. Depending on the amount of Balkan rage one experiences, the devastating blast from it can be large enough to destroy entire universes in a single blow. However if a person experiences enough Balkan rage at once they will instantly die making it an extremely dangerous thing to perform
"I'm so mad i'm activating Balkan rage"
"bro that's gonna kill us all"
by Still water drinker December 12, 2024
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Poseidon's Rage

When you're balls are given a free cleaning during a courtesy flush.
Took a massive shit and got hit by Poseidon's Rage.
by Piggyx00 December 12, 2019
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Italian rage cage

When you and a group of friends pass a bunch of espresso around the table and everyone takes a shot. Typically performed prior to cramming for an assignment or project late at night
"If we're gonna get this done before tomorrow we gotta do an Italian rage cage first, I'm fading fast"
by BagelsMan March 13, 2023
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Host Rage Quit

When the host of an online console game quits the game early because the game's developers attempted to remove host advantage and unintentionally nerfed the host ability to stay alive unless they camp. Most notably in the Call of Duty franchise.

"Early Host Rage Quit" = when a host quits and the new host selected then quits when they see that they have been chosen as new host, before play resumes.
Host Rage Quit - "I get so frustrated when I'm host on Black Ops 2, because I keep getting killed seemingly from nowhere, until I see the kill cam and the other player is right in front of me. Damn developer induced lag!! This is crap, I quit!!"
by Chuck1326 February 28, 2013
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no pocket rage

the situation of finding out that your new clothes dont have any real pockets.

also deemed "no pocket frustration", or "no pocket drama."
"these pants have no pockets! neither does the hoodie! even worse! the hoodie has folds where the pockets should be! this is some serious no pocket rage, wtf!"
by Sprinkles91 September 29, 2021
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Raging Comanche

Whilst getting after your partner from behind “doggy” if you will. Slam your fully erect member into the stink, causing your partner steam. At which time you, with a flattened hand, bounce said hand off of their gaping mouth to hear their battle cry.
She said she wanted to get wild in the woods. so she received the “Raging Comanche”. The way the almighty intended.
by Bumkin February 2, 2023
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rage lettuce

Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so
Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night
by P hobbs February 9, 2017
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