Quarter Pounder

1. Any turd weighing more than a quarter pound
2. Any turd so dense it could compress a physical quarter coin

I love eating moose hoof ghoulash, I drop quarter pounders in the sacred dump throne all day

by Chunkmastarr January 26, 2026

Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.

Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"

by robotmafia October 5, 2010

explosion of proud

Reference to "the proud." When something really extraordinarily awesome happens (usually used to describe some great play, move, or pass in sporting events.)

can also be phrased as "proud explosion"

Holy crap! that was an explosion of proud.

When Kevin Harvick won the Daytona 500, it was a proud explosion!

by kingkill33 January 6, 2011

laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015

totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino

Yo I gave that bitch the totem pole pound

by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017

That's Proud

A sarcastic way to say you are impressed.

Dustin: Did you see that backflip goal I just scored??
Taylor: yea... (rolls eyes) That's proud...

by mrzoops April 21, 2017

Big daddy pounder

A man whose gained and put on a ton of weight

omg look it's big daddy pounder from the club the other night

by Misslinds May 28, 2017