The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.
1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)
2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.
3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)
2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.
3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.
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