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Piss Positions

The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.

1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)

2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.

3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.
by TotallyTubularDude February 18, 2021
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Job Pissed

Someone who would rather be at work than anywhere else.
Lads: We having a session?

JP: Nah, ive got to work.
Lads: We haven't even mentioned a date yet.
JP: The date is irrelevant. I will be working, I'm Job Pissed
by Dozza442 April 18, 2018
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piss o'clock

When it's time to piss
by Totally real person June 21, 2023
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Cool Pissed

a thing scene kids say to show they're capable of using sarcasm. unfortunately, it fails when they use it one hundred times a day. it is also popular for them to use on twitter.
Person 1: Bro I lost your ADTR shirt...
Person 2: Seriously man? Cool pissed.

@ihaveatwittercauseimscene: Forgot I had a test today... #coolpissed
by austin5629816532 June 6, 2011
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Nigger piss

When a black man with a blue do-rag and large penis takes a piss on the side of the highway for all to see
by Bsbahahsba May 30, 2022
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Hiney Piss

The most extreme form of diarrhea a human being can encounter. The signature key to knowing you are suffering from Hiney Piss is the fact that it literally sounds like you are pissing from your asshole. There is absolutely no solidity to this form of diarrhea, it is pure liquid. Hiney Piss is not a one time event either, usually a human being will suffer from Hiney Piss for an entire day, or even longer. A major side effect of Hiney Piss is a Raw Asshole. This is due to the constant wiping that is being done when suffering from Hiney Piss. It is recommended to use Wet Wipes when dealing with Hiney Piss.
Friend: "Dude are you okay? The bathroom smells like a rotting corpse!"

"I'm okay brah, I am just suffering from some really bad Hiney Piss"
by NippleBob Crane February 12, 2021
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Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.
Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world
by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 17, 2023
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