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penis purchase

Something you only buy into whilst wielding a raging stiffy. Examples include porno subscriptions, video games with hot girls on the cover, marriage, etc.
Usually I don't bother with paid porn but the genitals were hidden behind a paywall and I had to figure out if it was a man or a woman. That was a penis purchase I still regret.
by Prometheus McSpanky April 12, 2017
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Penis pepper

Hollowed out jalapeño condom. Keeps you safe a spicy/hot love life.
Penis pepper long hard and spicy
by Wheels May 14, 2017
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penis puppetiering

Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!
OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!
by Vendetta Fist February 15, 2017
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a penis greeting

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.
Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!
by Dinglerbingle June 3, 2016
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Jalapeño penis

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat
by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016
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deer penis

A deer penis is a 12 inch dick👌🏽🍆
Frank: Hey bro I have a deer penis

Jentson: TMI bro but good for u I guess
by Frank_block77 April 25, 2016
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Hair Penis

A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.
I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.
by Beaver Dawg1234 May 4, 2018
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