Moon brings light to the night. Shes an alchemist. She takes your pain your grief your suffering, your fear, all the hate, the sadness, in her heart so you don't have to. Moon is Christs shadow side. The side he was given when he died for your sins. Many people wonder how could Moon be Jesus? To that Moon would ask, what did you think it meant to die for your sins? Moons tribe stood up and took their own cross beside him. His tribe had dark skin and wore the natural crown on their head. By eating the forbidden fruit, which is just a metaphor, Adam created an abomination. Which was too much sin for one to bear alone. Which is why we were created not to see. Sight caused racism and inequality. God made us with energy centers, chakras, so that we could feel good or bad energy. We were never supposed to judge each other. The color of the skin is a reflection of those who took a stand so that Jesus didn't have to suffer alone. Adam being the first man to sin and then refusing to take responsibility is why he was cast to earth. Because compared to heaven this was hell. The second coming is about personal responsibility and accountability. God gave us the moon in honor of Moons Godfather. Without the Moon there would be blackness all around us. There was no color when there was no sight. Eve was blue. An alien. Thank God for that after hundreds of years of inbreeding. Get off your high horse refers to the Roman Catholics who killed Jesus. Think about that for awhile
by Th3Th1rDpArTy February 18, 2025
Get the Moonmug. A complex chill character that loves puns and is in a series coming soon called "Soul Alley". This character has 3 forms, but prefer's using one. They can travel through universes (games, books, shows, ect.) from the main timeline. Favourite universe so far is Undertale. They always wear an eye patch to cover their "special" eye. they are gender-less and loves to troll people by making it seem like their one or the other. They also just likes pranking in general, but if you mess with anyone they care about they will mess you up. They are mostly the gang's bus because they can travel anywhere they already been to. Umasio's nickname is Uma and their human name is Lydia. Is easy to get along with but is REALLY creepy when they want to. They also have a weird thing where sometimes they just drink ketchup. No one has seen them fight because they usually dodge and try to calm the the person attacking down. But when they do, no one is left to say they did.
Crim: Hey Uma can you take us back home?
Umasio Moon: But it's literally down the street.
Hanna: Pleeeeeaaase??
Umasio Moon: Urgh fiiiine. But you are walking yourselves home next time!
Umasio Moon: But it's literally down the street.
Hanna: Pleeeeeaaase??
Umasio Moon: Urgh fiiiine. But you are walking yourselves home next time!
by Umasio Moon September 28, 2019
Get the Umasio Moonmug. Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth
by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018
Get the Evan Moonmug. by Potterswifey December 10, 2021
Get the Moon daymug. a sub world in RAIN WORLD were its COMPLEATLY barren of life (except SHOCK jelly fish (idk what they are), neon flies, and LOOKS TO MOON.) there really Isn't much to do here besides looking for those collectable plants and visiting looks to moon
by someone else thats not u March 8, 2021
Get the looks to moon (SUB AREA)mug. A garden gnome of a man.
by Luna Lea October 3, 2023
Get the Brian Moonmug. by BritishAsshole March 25, 2024
Get the Moon Possummug.