A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.
by Dax’s November 25, 2021
Mikes mustang is clean and has low mileage because it has been in the shop it's whole life waiting for repairs
by No smoke July 18, 2023
Mini Irish celebrity, everyone loves Russian Mike
Robards: who’s that cool guy
Me: that’s Russian Mike
Robards: who’s that cool guy
Me: that’s Russian Mike
by Park ji sung china April 26, 2025
best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!
there a eli and marshy and mike
by lolitslux July 06, 2022
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by dickpuddle42069 March 17, 2020