Gorilla Metal

Metal music that sounds like what you'd get if you put a bunch of gorillas behind some instruments. Usually described by gatekeepers as "real metal." It is essentially the metal version of butt rock, but significantly less commercially accessible. Gorilla Metal can quickly be identified by the use of 7 and 8 string guitars to make up for a lack of creative writing ability, tasteless drumming that consists mainly of smacking the kit as loud and frequently as possible, and mainly screamed vocals. If there are clean vocals, they are certainly autotuned garbage.

Jim: "Hey, do you like Crown the Empire?"
Hank: "Nah man, I don't listen to Gorilla Metal"

by Menico D'roh April 23, 2022

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Smell the metal

A term describing the process of giving oral sex to a woman who is menstruating. It is derived from the iron-rich odour given off from the vagina.

I wanted to go down on my girlfriend, but she was on her period, so I realised I would have to smell the metal.

by Lord Plasma October 10, 2011

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Metallic

Sexy kissable man usually made out of metal

Omg Is that a metallic?

by Frito2 March 19, 2022

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Navy Metal

When a tough guy navy prick listens to music. Pretty much the least amount of talent is required to play this music. He thinks he sounds cool listening to metal, but everybody knows hes a douche.

Adam: Bro, I hate John's taste in music.
Steve: ikr, listens to all that navy metal

by Dontuseyourrealnams February 27, 2019

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