Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.

Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.

by Hairy Red Lobster February 12, 2021

Doing a Loba

Doing is excellent job at procrastination when faced with the delegation of responsibilities.

Thats not my job, im doing a Loba.

by YorkshireD August 19, 2021

Fuck a Lobster

To smoke grass, that good good, dank, weed ect..

The act of consuming Marijuana.

Hey! Wanna come over and fuck a lobster?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?

by Mr.JohnsonsHorse October 2, 2022

FAFA LIL LOBSTA

A phrase used by members of the gang known as CC.

"FAFA LIL LOBSTA 🦞"

by i like carti February 11, 2023

sent to the lobby

you finna die

boy bobby got sent to the lobby. did you hear ?

by Nicolas March 31, 2023

You're an occipital lobe

A term of endearment or insult depending on who is saying it, useful for psychology class to keep your mind fresh.

"You're an occipital lobe, your vision is awesome!"

by _the_brad_cough April 4, 2023

Worse than Lobotomy

No the fuck it isn't Jordan.

Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? You're a mental health professional and your actively participating in the targeted stalking and harassment of a stranger. I TOLD YOU that YOU are the last person who should be signing off on. You said you could get another license overnight. CAN A LOBOTOMIZED PERSON GET ANOTHER BRAIN!? NO!? Ok. So, no. You are being a bitch because you don't like some things I've said. You don't deserve your success more than everyone else. You were fired. Anything I've done to you is a peripheral byproduct of this thing I'm doing. There is only one thing I care about and it will be remediated."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023