Kyle

A quite superficial man with no care in the world. When school starts, he normally goes home around fourth to fifth period, with his only reason being "Legs". When questioned about this, all he could respond with, is simply "Legs".

He is normally seen using phrases such as "Oh me legs" or "Ah crap my legs" whenever walking.

However, this is obviously fake, as when he went to the doctor's, they completely and utterly rejected his complication, branding it as completely fake.
Human 1: "Did you see Kyle today going on and on about his legs today?"
Human 2: "Yeah bro. He should stop complaining about his legs and get his ass to history."
by lard_shender March 07, 2023
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A guy who loves hurting himself after a few white claws.
Wow, Altreuter was a real Kyle last night.
by Not Jared S June 23, 2022
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Oh you have an overgrown penis, you must be a Kyle.
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Is a fucking car, I’m so fucking scared.
by sodakins February 14, 2022
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Synaya's handsome, amazing, sweet, loving, kind, caring, gentle, beautiful, gorgeous, smart, perfect, adorable, cute boyfriend ( the list goes on )
Who's that
That's Kyle, the love of Synaya's life
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Nobody cares stop making theese dumb definitions of random even fake people
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Kyle

A person who is fierce and loyal. He is a master of manipulation and will fight for what he believes in. One of the smartest people out there, yet he only believes in a strong work ethic and productivity. Also referred to as an Asian Supermodel and is very muscular. Don't get on his bad side, he will send you to Jesus.
Jeff Bezos: I just got beaten up with a slipper.

Elon Musk: That was probably a Kyle.
by anti-bbc eater June 25, 2022
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