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just a small scratch

Broken bones , destroyed body , nothing is all right , death is 2mm from your face.
Anime girl : Are you okay?
Main Character : *near death* It's just a small scratch...
by Please send help, it's so cold December 31, 2017
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Just not funny

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.

"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.

It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
by xelA.2 January 3, 2018
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I just ran over Oprah

You say this whenever you run over your favorite celebrity or something goes wrong.
Josh: Run over Oprah
OMG I JUST RAN OVER OPRAH
by nickjonasisbae January 2, 2020
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just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
by mynöduesp January 11, 2020
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Just for the picture

When you show up at the last minute only to prove that you have been a part of it you are there "just for the picture"
When you show up at the last minute only to prove that you have been a part of it you are there "just for the picture"

They just showed up for the picture. Just to prove they've been a part of it.
by Aunt Hetty January 20, 2020
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Just trumpit

by RoEd January 20, 2020
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Just In Case Pussy

When a woman keeps her shit clean, fresh and tight, “just in case” she meets the man of her dreams so she don’t leave any stank on his hang low
KB was on the prowl looking for some man meat, so erry morning she washed, shaved and freshened up so she always had that Just in Case Pussy!
by Freakie14 January 24, 2020
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