Jake-Lembo

when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.

Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.

by ARVEDA May 16, 2018

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Jake and Logan Paul

Best guys on Earth.
Youtubers,Viners,Actors and Rappers.

Le Person 1:Yo who are Paul brothers?
Le Person 2:Jake and Logan Paul.

by disisgodsplan March 30, 2018

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Cancer. Dumb. Skipped High School. White boy. Dates a gold digger/ a snake. His EX MADE terrible jokes in team ten and now is hotter. Assaults. Abusive. Rude. Rude OFF camera.
Acts nice ON camera even though he’s not. Mind of a 12 year old PS4 player.
D student in school. Lost his kiss in middle school. Pervert. Loves to cheat. Loves clickbait. Brainwashes. Dumber then his brother. Thinks he can beat KSI. Pussy for making his dad fight KSI instead of himself. He basically said “ Can you do my homework dad?” KSI ain’t fighting his brother.

Jake Paul: Ok Nick, now I skipped school so I want you to say ‘ England is my city’ because we can’t do ‘ England is my country’ that’s dumb and we can’t say ‘Jake Paul’s fam suck’ although it’s true.
Nick : Oh England is a city?
fans: *Watch video* ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FAGGOT

by Paul family sucks May 18, 2018

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JAKE

Jake is a very sweet boy towards girls always eating salad and making jokes. Laughing with those two special girl that used to sit by him but got moved cause they talked and laughed too much.A lady’s man

Hailey:jake who do you like

Jake:I ain’t telling

(Three days later)
Jake:Hailey I like you

Hailey:Gasps

by Glitterbaby23 May 18, 2018

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Jake

A really fine ass boy,short,but he is hella funny,he is crazy,he got hands for a small guy,he don’t fuck with hoes cuz he is loyal,he got lots of friends but also a lot of enemies.

Jake is so fine

by Calvin82 May 21, 2018

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