Jay Ocampo

A "Jay Ocampo" , is a singular being of greatness. He is the definition of a "Great" closer. Jay Ocampo once sold a paper clip for $347,000 off the strength of his name. He once convinced the pope (For a brief moment) that God did not exist. Jay Ocampo is not to be taken lightly, he can make you believe you are somebody else entirely. If ever graced by the presence of Jay Ocampo trend lightly, he is not for the faint of heart. You may end up spending your life savings on a pencil eraser.

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by Beyond Human Intellect June 15, 2021

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Jay the beta male

Jay is a small dick pathetic excuse for a man. He looks like a gremlin and supports hitler's regime, he doesn't know what the fuck a Pokémon is and thinks he's undercover, he likes to shout slurs in public and has the brain capacity of a fucken lemon seed, his favorite video game is fortnite which he also sucks dick at, he watches porn because he knows he'll never have real sex, he's also like 4'2, he's also pansexual because he's really attracted to pans for some reason, spongebob turns him on, and he can't help but get naked while watching it.

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by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023

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Jay

The Steve you know nothing about. Appreciates new fridges and losing scratch offs. Has 18 turtle-necks, 7 cardigans, 5 well pressed khakis, and 3 professional style loafers. Grew up on a trundle and had an over bearing Mom who made amazing Pancakes. Loves avocadoes. Brokers well with others. Resides on the community board of misplaced pumpkins. .... HUGE COCK

So I totally bought a taco Bell breakfast for Jay on a Tuesday

by TiffanyRachel December 8, 2018

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