cheap wood

an easy way of getting a hard on. such as a hot store attendant.

“damn bro look over at the cheap wood!”

by McCoyThomson September 28, 2020

Wood Wrestling

We run D-12. The most savage gang out there. The Dub Squad. The hardest part of other teams workouts is just our warm up. We win the district and PCL tournaments almost every year.

Anyone at the same tournament as Wood Wrestling: “look at those wood kids do they ever smile”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them”

by Billyg1010 June 28, 2018

cat wood

sex but the parts are small

i haad cat wood

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.

Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.

by Belle Pepper February 07, 2019

Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.

Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.

by licktenstein October 04, 2018

Robyn Wood

To rob from the poor to feed the rich.

All she had was her incapacity benefit but he still managed to Robyn Wood her...

by King Pod January 17, 2008

3-wood

the stick of golf

Get my 3-wood.

by jacknorth August 23, 2019