Space Cat Jump

The expression "Space Cat Jump" is defined as the exact opposite of "Dead Cat Bounce". It is a term used during times of fear mongering, uncertainty, or peril, as to where the Federal Reserve prints unlimited money, and purchases unlimited assets in order to keep the markets alive.

The phrase "Dead Cat Bounce" is the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point. On the contrary, "Space Cat Jump" is when a cat is in space, jumps off an object, and is sent nowhere but up due to the lack of gravity. This gravity is defined as the fundamental rules that keep the market in order, and the cat is will go as far as the moon, if not further.
As Dr Fauci and Redfield advise states to shutdown due to COVID 19, we expect a dead cat bounce in the market, but in reality J Powell and Steve Mnuchin continue to purchase assets which will actually cause a Space Cat Jump in order to keep the market from sinking into a black hole.
by uoy era ohW July 01, 2020
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Space Poop

The act of taking a dump without turning the lights on. The darker the better
Bro 1 : I just took a nice space poop!
Bro 2: I love those. It really feels like you’re on the moon
by Slick Rxck December 09, 2018
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Micro-Spacing

Typically used in fighting video games, Micro-Spacing is the act of being very close to the opponent, but just far enough away to not get hit.
That Micro-Spacing was crazy! His fist was less than an inch away from my nose
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space poo

Shitting into a vacuum cleaner pretending you're astronaut.
I'm gonna mix it up and go for a space poo!
by Newagearsewipe March 09, 2016
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Space poo

When you start taking a shit and put the vaccuum cleaner nozzle on your asshole and suck the feces out.
" I didn't want to miss the episode on tv but I had to take a shit, so I grabbed the vaccuum and took a space poo"
by Rogeydogdogwhoofwhoofwhoof March 03, 2018
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Space wizard

A person who is over the age of 30 and still a virgin
Bro that guys at the comic book store was such a space wizard
by GodPleaseEndme November 28, 2019
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this space

Jargonistic leadership speak that refers to anything currently happening at the physical workplace or online domain. Can also refer to any new scenario or progress in a field of work. It is a deliberately abstract reference that avoids direct speak.
Boss - "Look, we need to be mindful of our responsibilities in this space.'

Boss - "This space is one we want to learn more about."
Boss - "As we enter this space we need to be sure we're prepared to deal with all potential clientele."
by RustyMTK May 17, 2020
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