Dutch

A man who is mean but kind to the ones he love he hates people who hate on him loves roasting someone and is the funniest guy in the world

When Dutch walk by everybody start smiling

by BGDutch October 18, 2020

Dutch Butt

Typically someone with a big head and flabby butt. They also smell like someone who spend many nights in sewage water.

I hate when annelise come around making it smell all Dutch butt like

by Elkflick October 22, 2023

dutch montana

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.

Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.

by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021

Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.

“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”

by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024

Dutch Durries

Term for joints, spliffs or Wendys deriving from the fact that in Amsterdam you can buy Mary Jane from just about any coffee shop in the CBD and smoke it in the many bars and clubs without the authorities fisting you.

yo Davo you wanna come to Amsterdam and drag on a few of those Dutch Durries

by the Mob Man February 11, 2025

dutch tunnel

The act of farting in bed, holding the covers tight on one side while there is a slight tent or tunnel in front of the nose belonging to your mate.

I told her not to make 5 bean salad for dinner so I rewarded her with a Dutch Tunnel last night.

by M f R April 23, 2016

Dutch Nun

An all female 3-way-69

I went home with these two chicks and we Dutch Nunned for hours. It was so hot!

by TheDumpTruck February 3, 2021