human brita

Ingesting liquid, such as beer, while urinating.

For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.

Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.

Dude, I didn’t want to leave my drink and the restroom line was too long, had to pull a human brita. At least I know I’m hydrated.

human brita by 01011110 October 4, 2017

Humane

This word usually means to be passionate, caring, and ethical. But can also mean to act human, you can say "This is acting humane." or, "He/She's acting humane."

"My sim acts so humane"
"This robot is so humane!"
Saying hello humanes though..That wouldn't work of course.

Humane by Urana October 19, 2017

human dip 

Semen

Eat my human dip

human dip by Dick ass bitch fag November 10, 2017

humanity 

something i have given up on.

"i have given up on humanity kanye west is gonna run for president in 2020 and kim jung un is sending missiles to america."

humanity by Trashthatyouwillneverforget April 20, 2018

human chickin nugget 

its your mom

'hey its a human chickin nugget '

human chickin nugget by jehrfwholudheiludhw.lqjksqwlus November 17, 2017

Human

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify humans and I realized that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but humans do not. Humans move to an area and humans multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way humans can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.

"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." - Agent Smith, The Matrix

Human by al3x_zaytev November 19, 2017

Human

A cringeworthy species who's men and women are well known for their environmentally destructive and warmongering activities and can easily be spotted wearing the flesh of other life forms as well as eating them.

When an animal sees a human it knows that it's time to run.

Human by DylanDogg December 10, 2017