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Human Puff

Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.
Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.
by litty_bois4life May 17, 2019
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Human

A stupid creature originating from "Earth" in the Solar System. They have two arms, two legs, some have an extra "Leg."
They are usually horny.
Alien 1: Wow, those humans are always horny.
Alien 2: Yeah, those humans are strange.
by Fur_rulz January 14, 2023
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Humans

"humans are tasty"
"I agree"
by Humansarefood April 11, 2022
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humanity

something i have given up on.
"i have given up on humanity kanye west is gonna run for president in 2020 and kim jung un is sending missiles to america."
by Trashthatyouwillneverforget April 20, 2018
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Human Suitcase

It's that thing, of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
They made me check my human suitcase cause there was no room in the overhead bins.
by jmreno March 13, 2011
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Humanities

Humanities? More like Human Titties
by eelwastaken May 26, 2021
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Artificial Human Scum

Artificial Human Scum aka Artificial Human Spam (AHS) for short or a proposed classification for the billions of those who have had their brains taken over by a god-awful machine.
In the obesity and etiquette stakes, AHS, for their Eurotrash ways, can be identified by a middle-class non-AHS coming a mile away.
You can't put a floor on Artificial Human Scum behaviour, Jonathan. They're programmed to stoop to new lows.
by Forensic Top Ice September 19, 2021
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