I am just jerking your horse

Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.

Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.

Thomas: Oh fuck!

*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*

Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.

Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.

by L K-9 May 2, 2016

got the horse might as well ride it

If you have the resources you should use them as made famous by Kyle Kretzschmar

Should we use the pullout or just sleep on the couch
Got the horse might as well ride it let's use the pullout

by the dilmaker March 14, 2023

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse

Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004

big fat green machine horse cock

read the word you faggot

go kill yourself you big fat green machine horse cock

by shit cock and balls March 2, 2020

the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse

Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.

by thurgud the terrible June 4, 2004

you never change horse in mid term

Term Batterivatten uses when he does not have a qucik comeback

Person nr 1 - Hey You Know What They Say Batterivatten, You Can Not Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

Batterivatten - Yes, You Never Change Horse In Mid Term

by Lord Moridin July 2, 2009

horse-faced axe battle anal rampage

When a human axe battle rampages a horse faced woman/man
or child's anal cavity

axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging

Dude did you here lorin had horse-faced axe battle anal rampage sex with julia?

by dick milfier January 13, 2008