the nipples hit the floor

When a woman grows old and saggy.

Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"

by strikingoil May 25, 2014

make the hit and split

To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.

I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.

by Hippie78 July 25, 2013

Hit that fat Q

To quit something and leave. Often abruptly or in a bad mood.

“Imma hit that fat Q and go to the beach.”

by Urbandictionarybuddy April 18, 2022

Hit dick December

A month where you can hit/punch any guys dick to get back at them for slap ass October. Have fun!

Sarah: *hits jacks dick*
Jack: wtf!?
Sarah: it’s hit dick December, remember?

by Mia.connersss August 22, 2020

Shit hit the drain

Malaphor of the idioms "Shit hit the fan" and "Down the drain"

When something so nasty works out so right it is as if you took a shit and it went straight down the drain as it fell.

"Bro I told Brittany I wanted to tie her legs to the ceiling, strip her down, and coat her in cream cheese and the broad says she wants to see me Friday night! The shit hit the drain for real this time man."

by LemmeStikMyToungueInYoButthole January 06, 2022

hit them kneecaps

Perform oral sex to someone

I took her to the club last night, and when we got back to the crib , she hit them kneecaps .

by Lonesomelife October 09, 2017

Hit with a spice weasel

To make more attractive.

From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.

Did you see Scott's girlfriend? I think she needs to be hit with a spice weasel!

by Fresco_Camco July 28, 2016