a nerdy guy who likes little kids aged 13 and bellow he also has all of the magazines in the hallway of ass and he also likes men which tall legs short arms and bees
by ethan garner October 20, 2019
Get the ethan garnermug. A generally nice guy, if you can can get past the fact that he OWNS SLAVES! Yes i speak no hyperbole this man owns up to 43 slaves at a farm in Washington DC. Other than that he is pretty nice... unless your black.
by Anonymous_Exposed June 5, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. The act of sneaking small, underage children you forced to consent into a bathroom or other small room and engaging in pedophilic and sexual acts with them.
by HyperTank34 April 5, 2017
Get the Ethaningmug. 
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the kind of person who wrestles wild Wolfe's sometimes even 2 at one.when he is done he stabs cooks and eats the wolf.when he runs out of wolves he ventures into the woods sometimes chasing the wolves while riding his deer Fabio.
He's a total Ethan
by anonymousepics September 25, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. A guy who doesn't understand the effect he can have on your life, and even if he did he probably wouldn't care. No matter how much you want to hate him you can't. You can't get him out of your life. You can try and avoid him, block him, or shut him out but you can't get him out of your head, he has so much to offer to the world and anyone is lucky to be in his life. But if he doesn't care about someone he isn't very good at faking it, it's usually pretty easy to tell when Ethan is just nice to you because he feels bad, because that's just the kind of person he is.
by fuk biches get dinero June 6, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Sus chungus imposter. No pussy. No freinds. Always sulking there dad off and there mum is sucking you.
by Pussy slayer 4455 August 8, 2021
Get the Ethan trottermug.