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basic douche

(n)1. A person, usually masculine in gender, who conforms to all the social dorms associated with being a dude. 2. A regular guy who is kind of a douche.
That guy at the youth hostel was totally a basic douche.
by Widgetwidget January 19, 2016
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douche pipe

A vape pen. So called because usually only douches vape.
Brad's over there sucking on his douche pipe.
by ces't la vie February 14, 2022
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Douche Kanoshe

A word made up referring to people who are douches. Word up bro.
Wow, that kid matt is a total douche kanoshe!
by MoMoBoLo October 22, 2011
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Douche-behemoth

a term used to describe someone who is too much of a douchebag to even be called a douchebag; their douche-ness has far surpassed normal douche level.
"dude, that guy is such a douche, he's far beyond the level of douchebag."
"Yeah, he is a douche-behemoth."
by R.M. & D.Y. March 13, 2010
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Diesel Douche

A person who has no intention of using the "technical" use for a diesel truck. Instead of being simple, practical and functional, they heavily modify diesel their pick-ups with high performance modifications, loud exhausts, flashy wheels and street tires. Often used just for hot rodding.
He bought a low mileage one owner Cummins and lowered it on street tires, with compounds and a FMBV trans. He can't even tow with it anymore! He's such a Diesel Douche!
by anonymous August 5, 2023
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Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.
You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.
by ljamieson January 8, 2022
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douche canoe

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.
My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.
by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023
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